Never deny the call of the booty because one day the booty might deny you.– Whitney Campbell
weekendxnachos: sandysmind: How I eat my favorite topping of pizza omfg
My Uncle is almost 60. He went to a concert last...
Me: I feel a little hungover and shitty today
Uncle: Me too, I went to a concert last night and didn't party but it was wild, they had beer and t-shirt guns and heavy metal
Me: Oh wow that's cool
Uncle: Yeah there was the great band (Insert shitty name here) but they were nothing compared to the headliners
Me: Oh cool, who was it?
Me: That's a joke right...?
rosaparksthebus: oh, internet this never get’s old
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
likemothstoravenclaws: louis-t0mlinsons: heartswill-sacrifice: soapycloud: bunnyfan194: fredney: elainepramos: Swimming Level: Asian What did I just witness wHAT I’M SO CONFUSED me lolwhut honestly wth lmao Um…wtf…lol
Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
This is why I don't fuck with booty calls
been waiting 3 hours to hear from this guy and nothing. Fuck it I’m going to bed
Reblog if you talk about fictional characters like...
Messing around with tumblr and found this out
nickthegeekbear: devilsmadedan2-0: yourherojunior: AND AND WATCH IT SPIN!!:D AND re-blog the post w/o leaving the page! You people would have had this long ago with missing e.