January 2012
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
plainordinary:
100000000 TIME I REBLOGGED THIS. I REGRET NOTHING LMAAOOOO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
December 2011
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
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I love Scooby Snakes/Snookies!
Tonight was fun now I’m just waiting to do it all again tonight! I’m gonna be so broke before this weekend is over but it will be so worth it. yep yep!
Watchmilesjai:
Drake grabbing a guys ass.
…Did I miss something here?
Drake has rape face
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
all white guys with beards look alike
calloutqueen:
all white guys look alike
When you predict something and it actually happens
somuchforniceguys:
totally-relatable:
All the time my friends, my favorite has to be, “if you make her choose between smoking or you, I gaurentee you she will pick smoking” and lo and behold, he made her choose and she picked smoking with her friends and they broke up.
yoursassygaycanadianfriend asked: Do a dear *anyone*, but you can pick an anyone.
GUYS I AM SO BORED.
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Anonymous asked: I'm pretty sure he will listen to me. He respond and post anything and everything. And I don't know what you are defending him from, the truth? or am I lying? (Actually I'm not lying for he revealed that information willingly, so all this I'm revealing isn't new information).
Spell your name with bands :3 →
lifeintheafterglow:
not-even-tv-or-a-bunch-of-weed:
aseasonofpoison:
unimpressedviking:
nowheretolaymyhead:
Shiny Toy Guns
All American Rejects
Linkin Park
Vitalic
At The Drive-In
Dirty Projectors
Otep
Red Hot Chili Pepers
Cults Armor For Sleep Klaxons Empire Of The Sun Shoreline Dream, A
P - Paramore H - hellogoodbye I - innerpartysystem L - La Roux I - Incubus P -...
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I Got Next Saturday Off!
You know what that means? I get to go to bear night at Flex in Raleigh!
Aw yeah! Now I just need to find someone to ride with me.
PUT COLORS IN A MESSAGE.
heylooksomeone:
Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die.
Last time I got some nice ones, let’s see how this goes.-.
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I Just Tried to Force Feed my Friend Tater Tots...
Sadly it did not work.
